Corny Jokes

• Where can you buy soup in bulk

The stock market.


• What’s brown and sticky

A stick.


• Why do bees have sticky hair

They use honeycombs.


• Sea monsters have been known to eat what

Fish and ships.


• What do you call a vicar who becomes a lawyer

A father-in-law.


• What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you

Nacho cheese.


• How did the phone propose to his girlfriend

He gave her a ring.


• Which month of the year has 28 days

Um, all of them.


• Why was the broom late to work

It overswept.


• What does a pig use in the shower

Hog wash.


• Why don’t ants get sick

They have anty-bodies.


• What did the drummer call his daughters

Anna 1, Anna 2.


• Why do computers overheat

They need to vent.


• What goes up and down but doesn’t actually move

Stairs.