Why do fish live in salt water?
Pepper makes them sneeze.
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Animal Jokes
Creature comedy for everyone, from tiny ants to very obvious leopards.
27 hand-picked jokes
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What are spiders really good at?
Surfing the web.
What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.
How does a farmer count the cattle?
With a cow-culator.
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
Why don’t they play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs.
Why did the turtle turn down the shortcut?
It preferred the scenic route.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
They don’t have the right koala-fications.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What’s the smartest insect?
A spelling bee.
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
The moo-vies.
How do you make a baby snake cry?
Take away its rattle.
What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen.
Why was the chameleon a poor witness?
It kept changing its story—and its color.
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Why did the bee get married?
It found its honey.
Why can’t a leopard hide?
It’s always spotted.
Why is an octopus good at multitasking?
It has a hand in everything.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad.
I was told to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I put my foot down.
Where do horses live?
In neigh-borhoods.
What do you call a goat who paints?
Vincent van Goat.
Why did the mouse avoid the ocean?
It heard there were catfish.
The snail opened a delivery service.
Every package comes with a promise: eventually.
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Why did the owl carry a notebook?
It wanted to remember every who, what, and where.
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Why did the cat wait beside the printer?
It was ready to pounce on the next fresh sheet.
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