Today’s laugh · November 2
Mini Stories
The new robot vacuum mapped the entire apartment. Then it parked under the sofa, the one place nobody could find it.
A better break starts here
Good jokes.
No long setup.
Clean, hand-picked laughs for sharing at lunch, in class, or whenever the group chat goes quiet.
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154 classic jokes · 36 short reads
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Quick Jokes
Fast punchlines, compact wordplay, and jokes you can tell before the elevator doors close.
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Corny Jokes
Clean, cheerful jokes with punchlines worth an eye-roll and a repeat telling.
03
Food Jokes
A full plate of fruit, vegetable, snack, and restaurant wordplay.
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Animal Jokes
Creature comedy for everyone, from tiny ants to very obvious leopards.
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Clever Jokes
Smart puns, playful misdirection, and longer laughs for curious minds.
Beyond the punchline
Meet Short Reads
Three new ways to get a quick, clean laugh.
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Everyday Observations
Small truths about ordinary life, sharpened into one quick line.
8 originals
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Tiny Conversations
Two or three lines of dialogue that take one small turn.
8 originals
03
Mini Stories
Compact scenes that save one clean reversal for the end.
20 originals
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New original series
Please remain calm.
The notice is ridiculous.
Absurd Announcements gives everyday rules a straight face and lets them escalate into miniature bureaucratic worlds.
Read 6 announcements