Where can you buy soup in bulk?
The stock market.
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Corny Jokes
Clean, cheerful jokes with punchlines worth an eye-roll and a repeat telling.
17 hand-picked jokes
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Why did the ruler get promoted?
It always measured up.
What kind of cheese doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese.
How did the phone propose?
It gave its partner a ring.
Which month has 28 days?
All of them.
Why was the broom late for work?
It overswept.
What does a pig use in the shower?
Hog wash.
Why don’t ants get sick?
They have tiny anty-bodies.
What did the drummer name his daughters?
Anna One and Anna Two.
Why do computers overheat?
They need to vent.
What goes up and down without moving?
A staircase.
Why did the umbrella apply for a job?
It wanted better coverage.
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What did the shy elevator say?
“I’m working on opening up.”
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Why did the notebook join a band?
It was full of notes.
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