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Food Jokes
A full plate of fruit, vegetable, snack, and restaurant wordplay.
26 hand-picked jokes
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Why should you knock before opening the fridge?
There might be a salad dressing.
Why couldn’t the sesame seed stop talking?
It was on a roll.
Why don’t shrimp ever share?
They’re shellfish.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Halloumi!
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
It was a fungi.
Why did the cookie go to the dentist?
It lost its filling.
What did one pickle say to the other?
“Dill with it.”
What food is never on time?
Choco-late.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why did the coffee call a meeting?
It had grounds for discussion.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?
Gourd-geous.
Why did the ice cream arrive early?
It wanted time to chill.
Which nut sounds like a sneeze?
A cashew.
Who is green and sings?
Elvis Parsley.
What’s the favorite fruit of twins?
Pears.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
I could tell you a pizza joke.
But it would probably be cheesy.
What happens when a walnut laughs hard?
It cracks up.
“Excuse me, will my pizza be long?”
“No, it’ll be round.”
What’s the saddest fruit?
A blueberry.
Where did the lettuce go for a drink?
The salad bar.
Why did the lemon open a help desk?
It was good at resolving sour situations.
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Why was the baguette calm under pressure?
It knew how to roll with it.
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Why did the pretzel join the debate team?
It had a twist on every point.
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